True love has yet to strike for my old mucker Harry.
He appears to be back on the market – or in the window of the local hardware store again, at any rate.
His original criteria requested someone who is good-looking, with personality AND style. This time, he’s lowered his expectations slightly.
But style isn’t something he will compromise on, citing his need for a ‘special friend’ who can ‘put it together for any occasion’!
Just where is Harry planning on taking this elusive – yet stylish, good-looking and charismatic – companion?
I’m tempted to give him a bell.